Taking onion slicing to the next level. pic.twitter.com/qS8qgLrN7M
— First We Feast (@firstwefeast) December 2, 2018
Kid: Santa, what's the story of your reindeer names?
Santa: Why I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow!
Kid: What about Donner?
*a dark countenance settles on Santa's face*
Santa: the year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada-
— Brendel (@Brendelbored) December 2, 2018