Sammich Pr0n

I’ve been whittling that slab of bacon down by hand but I decided to haul out the electric slicer to do the rest.  I wanted a really thin slice and this is the only way to get consistent pieces given my knife skills.  We stopped in at Kroger for a quick peek after a Dr appointment, I needed distilled water and they didn’t have any the last time.  I noticed they had these huge slicer tomatoes out.  Alas, they are no better flavor-wise than the smaller ones they have out all the time but they do look a bit better on a sammy.The bread has been lightly toasted.  Like a dummy I spread the mayo on the browned spots so they are on are on the inside.I did manage to get some runny yellow out of my egg.  I was paying that much attention!