Freakin’ duckteens have been in the freakin’ house a week longer than they should be because the freakin’ weather is making it difficult for them to bond with Maddie and Mabel. Record cold and a half foot of snow are wreaking havoc. So are the duckteens.
Every time I freakin’ turn around they are in the freakin’ bathroom screeching for a bath. They had 4 yesterday and are going for living in the tub today.
I may start drinking